Lorraine

Kingdom of Norta High School Superlatives

Most likely to protect you with their lives…

·        Kilorn Warren and Tiberius Calore (Cal)

Most likely to stab you in the back….

·        Maven Calore and Queen Elara

Most likely to beat you in a game of arm wrestle…

·        Evangeline Samos and Ptolemus Samos

Most likely to electrocute you…

·        Mare Barrow

Most likely to create a secret army….

·        Diana Farley

Best dressed…

·        Queen Elara and King Tiberius

Class clown…

·        Shade Barrow

Friendliest

·        Kilorn Warren and Mare Barrow

Most gullible….

·        Mare Barrow

*Remember, yearbook money due March 7, 320NE. Please turn in money to our book keeper, Julian Jacos

Red Queen Jokes

Mare: We’re having a party with 10 Reds but we only have 7 pieces of pizza. What should we do?

Maven: Kill 3 Reds obviously.

Cal: Um can we just order more pizza?!

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Farley: (Kicks down door of the white house)

Trump: ………..

Farley: Okay who gave me the wrong directions?!

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Mare: Is something burning?

Cal: Just my unwavering loyalty to you!

Mare: Okay no, there’s definitely fire coming out of your hands.